Something I found on FanFiction. I'll put my comment alongside the sentences.
--NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS --
normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Isis for future predictions.
A wise thing, unless Kaiba's nearby, then the future has a chance to change…
normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"
I don't say 'Ra', 'cuz he already knows I mean him~!
normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame it on you!"
I don't really get this, but I guess when you do this, you die.
normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"
Uhm… no comment…
normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.
normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
Well, yeah. I wanna; does that make me weird?
normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
Well actually I have three rare cards so maybe I should be scared…
normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.
This made me imagine ~CagedNightmare on a motorcycle…
normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children's card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.
They only think that cuz it has too much awesome mindfuckery for their brains to contain…
normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.
So very true…
normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.
Okay, but if you do; Do. Not. Play. Chess. With. Him.
normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!
People who think Egypt's stupid are stupid!
normal people: Would never buy an expensive thing because they might run out of money.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
Yeah if you wanna die, sure do! 8D
normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.
Yeah, right… might actually work tho'…
normal people: Don't believe in real magic.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.
… I don wanna~! TT^TT
normal people: Don't believe in the apocalypse.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.
i thought this was rather lolol...