Yu-Gi-Oh! Roleplay part ten~!

Yu-Gi-Oh! Roleplay part ten~!

Dartz: If you hadn't killed the fourth wall before, it would be destroyed now.

Yuzu: My thoughts exactly, Lord Dartz.

Amelda: Since when do you call him 'Lord'?

Yuzu: *sassy* Since now, duh! Pay attention.

Dartz: *rolls eyes*

Lou: ...Shouldn't we get Valon locked up somewhere?

Yuzu: Yes, yes we should. *looks around* Oh snaps.

Kaiba: What is it?

Yuzu: He's gone.

Amelda: He's gone?!

Yuzu: no he's turned invisible YES he's gone! Pay attention, geez...

Amelda: *death glare*

Yuzu: *already dressed up as Sherlock Holmes and looking for Valon*

Jack: Is the outfit necessary?

Yuzu: No, but I like it.

Lou: No shit Sherlock.

((YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT ONE COMING))

(BUT BUT BUT I DIDNT. WTH IS THIS BS)

Yuzu: ...Leave the puns for later. *points into the distance* I found a clue! Follow me, Watson! *drags Kaiba along*

((you just got pwned.))

Kaiba: Why the heck am I Watson?!

Yuzu: Because why not?

(Totally omg. shame on me.)

Kaiba: I'm not supposed to be an assistant!

Yuzu: You are for the time being! Don't you want to find Valon?

(I think I know the answer to this XD)

Kaiba: The heck would I care about that kid?

(I knew it)

Yuzu: Because reasons! *stops in front of tire tracks*

Kaiba: ...That's the most messed up logic ever.

Lou: Dude, Yuzu and I don't have logic.

Yuzu: *walking off while staring at the tracks through a magnifying glass*

Amelda: ....What is she doing?

Lou: Pretending to be a detective, obviously.

Yuzu: If I can be a master thief, I can be anything. *finds a loose tire* Oh dear.

Amelda: Let's hope Valon knocked himself out. Saves us a lot of trouble.

Yuzu: *follows the tracks* I wonder where this will lead u- *walks into a tree*

Lou: ...And that is why you should always watch where you are going.

Yuzu: No shit Sherlock.

(Please tell me you did see it coming)

((I did.))

Lou: No, YOU are Sherlock.

(gud)

Yuzu: Merf, whatever. *acorn falls on head* OKAY THAT DOES IT WHO WAS THAT??!

Lou: Squirrel.

Yuzu: *climbs tree with killing intent*

Valon: Nopenopenopenopenope! *jumps out of the tree and runs off*

(I knew it. Valon the Squirrel.)

Yuzu: *in the tree* CASE CLOSED!

((VALON THE SQUIRREL XD SOMEONE HAS TO DRAW THAT))

Amelda: Where'd he go now?

Lou: I let him leave the RP for a bit. Saves us the trouble.

(YAS)

Yuzu: *still in tree* Can someone get me out?

(LOU MAKE THAT PUN NOW AND I SWEAR ON ME MUM)

Lou: Pfft. Yuzu is a cat. Climbs in a tree, gets stuck in the tree and needs help to get out.

Yuzu: No, I'm a dwagin. *sprouts wings and flies*

Jonouchi: WHAT THE HECK?!

Astral: Is she actually a Duel Monster!?

(I shouldn't be using a computer when I'm tired XD)

((same here XD anyway, what was the last comment? *Yuzu managed to fail and delete my last reply*))

(Jonouchi was staring)

((oh, right. it was your turn to reply))

(yep)

((sooooooo........ you start.))

(Holy crap it's been four months. I finally have inspiration to continue this thing. I hope you still remember the jokes you wanted to make)

Yuzu: BOMBS AWAY!! *wings vanish* *drops* *falls onto Kaiba* Hug~?

Kaiba: No hug!

(There. YGOTAS joke. Take it away, Lou)

((I can't remember the one I wanted BUT I GOT A BETTER ONE))

Bakura: Dammit Koiba! Why are you stealing my line?!

Kaiba: Because shut up Bakorah.

Lou: Seriously, Kaiba? Stick to your own lines!

Kaiba: Is that a rule?

Lou: Kinda.

Kaiba: Screw the rules I have money!

((wtf Koiba. also I wanted to write dammit and almost wrote ammit. wtf Kurilou))

(Lou no stahp. The typos, dude)

Yuzu:...Welcome to the Mindscape, where regrets don't exist. Because WE REGRET NOTHING~ *rolls away*

((oh my god I got the best joke ever now. prepare for Pawadawgs imitations.))

Lou: *imitating Abridged!Paradox* Wewcome to the Mindscape, whewe wegwets don't exists. Because WE WEGWET NOTHING~

Paradox: ...What.

Lou: Oh right, it's "WEEEEEEEEEWCOME TO THE MAWEFIC WOWLD~!"

Yuzu: ......By the gods of fcking Egypt someone just kill me now. PLEASE.

Lou: Sowwy not sowwy

Paradox: -.-

Yuzu: ...Let me retry; welcome to the Chaos Core Mindscape, where universes collide on a regular basis and everything is decided by bad puns and fangirls. Regrets do not exist in this place. Enjoy.

Astral: ...Sounds like the worst place be.

Yuzu: And yet, here you are. -3-

Lou: You forgot one thing, Yuzu. There are lots of inside jokes.

Yuzu: That’s more likely to be put on a warning-sign than anything, really…

Lou: Good point.

Yuzu: *turns triangle-shaped* How about three good points?

Jou: Wha-

Yuzu: *turns back*

Jou: ...Never mind.